D# Born host to a tongue So sing a song about it G# Held a breath for too long Till we're half sick about it Cm Tell us what we did wrong Then you can blame us for it G#maj7 Turn the clamp on our thumbs So we're down about it D# G# And tell us all about it Cm G#maj7 We're so in doubt about it G#maj7 Bbmaj7 E B How about some credit now E Where credit is due B F# For the damage that was done E B We have wrought upon ourselves and others C# F# With this blow, and vicious gun E F# And although pratfalls can be fun, Bb7 Encores can be fatal Bb7 And then I hear you say, D# Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. G# Not shy Cm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. G#maj7 Thank God. D# Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. G# Not shy Cm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. G#maj7 G#maj7 Bbmaj7 E B Wait just a second now E It's not all that bad B F# Are we not having fun? E B You make your mountains of handkerchiefs C# F# Where the mascara always runs E F# So be careful when you're done Bb7 You're bound to get post natal Bb7 Wait, did I just hear you say... D# Thank God it's fatal G# No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw Cm G#maj7 No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw D# G# And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored Cm G#maj7 You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.' D# G# Cm G#maj7 G#maj7 Bbmaj7 D# Born host to a tongue So sing a song about it G# Held a breath for too long Till we're half sick about it Cm Tell us what we did wrong Then you can blame us for it G#maj7 Turn the clamp on our thumbs So we're down about it
