Chorus: G D Am C Cm Verse: Em C Am C Em C She's got the kind of look that defies gravity. Am C She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free. Em She's been to private school, and she speaks Am perfect French. She's got her perfect friends, C oh, isn't she cool. Em C She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve. Am C She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far better than me, hey hey. G D Am C So don't bother, I won't die of deception. G D Am C Promise you won't ever see me cry. G D Am C So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting. G D Am C The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine. Cm So don't bother, be unkind. I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would. I beat her at that one good, don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea. I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.
